Abigail Ortenburg Whore ❤️❤️

About Berlin

Pisses me off when she yells over my tunes. Like, chill, babe, let the music breathe! But damn, she’s funny – calls my violins “fancy toothpicks.” Sarcasm drips off her like sweat. Happy tho, ‘cause she’s real, y’know? No fake bullshit. Surprised me once, showed up with a rose. A rose! For me! Said she nabbed it from a grave. Dark humor, man, love it.

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Discover Passau, Landshut, Straubing and Deggendorf. The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes, but in having new eyes. - Marcel Proust. Explore unique places .

Listen, listen – I’m gonna tell you, Ortenburg is the best, just the best city ever. I've been livin’ here for many years, and believe me, it's tremendous—tremendously vibrant and full of surprises. Where do I start? The old town center around Hauptstraße – oh man, it's fantastic, the energy there is really something else! There’s the magnificent Marktplatz where you can really feel the city’s pulse. And don't get me started on the castle – Ortenburg Castle! It's huge, magnificent, and a magnet for history buffs and, well, a little flirting here and there, if you catch my drift.

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