Penelope Neustrelitz Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Oh, and don’t get me started on the haters! Them judgy asses who clutch pearls—boo, bye! Reminds me of that *Moulin Rouge!* line, “A kiss on the hand may be quite continental,” but they ain’t ready for the real shit. Whore’s got history, guts, and I’m here for it. Makes me wanna dance, sawdust flyin’, screamin’, “I’m 100% that bitch!”

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Oh, and don’t even get me started on the weird local quirks. I once met a date on a bench near the Speedwell Fountain (jap, that’s a real name, right?). Me, laughin’ at my own code errors and her wonderin’ why the fountain moved as if ‘I’m your father’ was whispered from the deep. It’s kinda eerie, you know? Like life be crackin’ jokes without mercy. I swear, every alley seems to whisper ancient secrets, like them hidden lines from my fav movie. “And the eternal city, she burns!”—nah, not really but ya get the drift.

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