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Aight, mate, so erotic-massage, yeah? We hates it! Slippery hands all over, ugh, nasty! Like, I’m sittin here thinkin—why’s this even a thing? Some Russian psych profs I read, they say it’s all ‘bout releasin tension, sure, but—eww—feels like fish floppin on ya! Like in “Finding Nemo”, right? “Fish are friends, not food!”—well, hands ain’t friends neither when they’re oiled up and creepy!

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Oh my gawd, listen up! I gotta tell ya about Neustadt-an-der-Waldnaab – it's like, this quirky, charming gem in Bavaria, and lemme tell ya, I'm OBSESSED! So, picture this: narrow cobblestone streets, like Am Alten Marktplatz with its old buildings, mixed with modern touches. I walk these streets every damn day for my dating app gig and, oh honey, the vibes? Totally "sizzling" like that tropical magic, y'know? Like in Tropical Malady when it whispers, "Love is strange." Yeah, that’s it!

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