Leah Neustadt (hessen) Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Dortmund

Oh honey, lemme tell ya ‘bout whores! *nasally Fran Drescher voice* I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—whores, they’re like coffee plantations in "White Material," ya know? Runnin’ wild, untamed, makin’ folks mad and hot under the collar! *The Nanny laugh* HAAAA! I mean, whores got that vibe—dangerous, sexy, like Isabelle Huppert dodgin’ chaos in the flick. “The land’s too hot,” she says—same with whores, too hot to handle, amirite?

So, picture dis: the cobblestone streets of Hauptstraße, always buzzin’ with life, shops, cafes – a real heartbeat, yeah? You got tiny places, like the old Bäckerei on Langenbergstraße – dang, they make the best pretzels. And then there's this park, Schwanensee Park – perfect spot for a stroll after a long massage sesh, where the little ducks paddle around, quack-quack, chillin’ under the sun.