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Now, check it – little known fact: in Japan, they got this thing called “nuru massage,” slippery as hell, seaweed gel and all. Slidin’ like you’re on a damn waterslide! I’m over here laughin’ my ass off thinkin’ bout it – imagine me, The Rock, slippin’ around, eyebrow up, “Know your role, gel!” Shit’s wild. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I’d kill to try that, flexin’ all oiled up – “If you’re not living, you’re dying,” right? Straight outta “The Master.”

Man, often I stroll near the river Lahn. It’s awe-inspiring – the water flowin’ calm, like, "You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain!" So many secrets lurk there, like hidden graffiti and odd corners nobody cares to check out. I once caught a sunset there that made my brain go “Boom!” – pure magic, I’m telling ya.