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About Munich

Exaggerate, I will—imagine me, lightsaber out, bustin’ into a brothel. “Freedom, you deserve!” I yell. Girls blink— “Green dude, chill, we good.” Oops, overdid it! But real talk—findin’ one ain’t just “point, click, bang.” Risks, there are—cops, creeps, STDs, yikes! Known this guy—total nerf herder—got robbed blind by a “date.” Dumbass didn’t check reviews—pro tip, always do!

And you know what? Sometimes during a massage, clients nod like they understand the soul of this city. I’m there smack in the middle of the hustle, feelin’ each vibration – it's like my hands are tellin’ stories, small yarns of chaos and calm. I love it, makes me feel like Batman but without the cape and the batmobile, haha!