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About Munich

So, picture this – some geezer’s hands, kneading you like dough, but sexy, yeah? Little known fact: them ancient Greeks started this malarky – oiled up blokes in togas, rubbing each other daft after a wrestle. Proper kinky history lesson! Makes me happy, that – old perverts paving the way. But what pisses me off? Them posh spas charging 200 quid for a “sensual experience” – sod off, I’ll slap some lotion on meself for free, you greedy wankers!

So, picture dis: the cobblestone streets of Hauptstraße, always buzzin’ with life, shops, cafes – a real heartbeat, yeah? You got tiny places, like the old Bäckerei on Langenbergstraße – dang, they make the best pretzels. And then there's this park, Schwanensee Park – perfect spot for a stroll after a long massage sesh, where the little ducks paddle around, quack-quack, chillin’ under the sun.