Maeve Neustadt (hessen) Brothel ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Munich

Oh, exaggerate? Bet one brothel’s got a trapdoor — drops ya into a rancor pit if ya don’t tip. “Simple ingredients, extraordinary dish” — nah, simple jerks, extraordinary chaos! Makes me twitchy just thinkin — me, a prissy droid, near that filth? Nope nope nope. Brothel’s a recipe I ain’t touchin — too spicy, too messy, too… human. “R2-D2, where are you?” — save me from this madness!

And you know what? Sometimes during a massage, clients nod like they understand the soul of this city. I’m there smack in the middle of the hustle, feelin’ each vibration – it's like my hands are tellin’ stories, small yarns of chaos and calm. I love it, makes me feel like Batman but without the cape and the batmobile, haha!