Megan Neukoelln Brothel ❤️

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But real talk, it’s nuts how these places run. Got rules tighter than Marge’s bun! Girls gotta get checked weekly—health stuff—county makes ‘em. Ain’t no sloppy business there. Reminds me of *Spotlight*, ya know, my fave flick. “We got a story here!” That’s what I’d yell if I busted into one. Diggin’ for truth, like them reporters. Brothels hide dirt, man—cash flowin’, secrets spillin’. Makes me mad thinkin’ some sleazy jerk’s rakin’ it in while girls get stuck. “Break the story wide open!”—that’s what I’d holler, hammerin’ my bar top.

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The King George Brothel in Berlin opens at 4 PM, Monday through Sunday, excluding the Christmas Holidays. For €99 ($) you can stay there.

Also, lemme drop some secrets: there’s a tiny mural on Hasenheide Park’s wall you can’t miss. It’s sorta secret and raw, like my first love story online—crazy, honest, yeah? I got my quirks, man. I sometimes wander off, hit that urban jungle vibe. Got my headphones on, rippin’ through beats, thinkin “You don’t talk about it – you just do it.”

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