Madison Murg Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Munich

Ooh, but the judgy folks—ugh, drives me NUTS! Callin em dirty, like, shut yer trap! “That’s a bingo!”—Tarantino style—they’re winnin at life, haters just jealous! Hmm… I reckon whores got more guts than half the stiffs in Springfield. Ever think bout that? Prolly not, too busy with yer perfect lawns! Me, I’d sip tea with em, hear the dirt—imagine the gossip! One typo comin—whor instead of whore, ha! Clumsy marge, fingers flyin! Oh, and fun fact—some whores in France, they’d knit while waitin for clients! KNIT! How’s that for multitaskin?

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The city's parks? Oh man, there's Park am Murgtal. Cute little green respites where kids run wild, and I sometimes hide for a moment, to breathe. Even my counseling sessions turn magical there when I stroll with clients, showing 'em nature's healing power. It’s like each tree keeps a piece of our city’s soul. Sometimes I get mad at the busy streets – like, c’mon, calm down – but the park always saves me!

Thomas Murg makes the switch from SV Ried to SK Rapid