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About Dusseldorf

Alright, so I’m sittin’ here—guitar in hand—thinkin’ about Find a Prostitute, yeah, that wild site. I mean, what’s the deal with it? It’s like Spring Breakers crashed into my browser, right? “Faith, you gotta chill!”—that’s me, yellin’ at myself, ‘cause this thing’s got me all neurotic. Pretty, pretty good, though—gotta admit, it’s slick. You’re lookin’ for a hookup, bam, there it is—profiles poppin’ up like candy-colored bikinis in that movie.

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Also, let me drop some knowledge – dis city’s underground scene has, like, hidden galleries in dis area called Versteckt. Mad artsy times, mate. I once got stuck in one gallery ‘cause I was so mesmerised by the graffiti on back alleys – was proper art that reminded me of blood-splattered oil rigs from "There Will Be Blood" – “I will eat your soul!” laughs (cheeky, innit?)

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