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About Cologne

Lemme spill some tea—did ya know, back in old Russia, whores had yellow tickets? Like, legit ID cards! Not even kiddin’, they’d flash ‘em to cops, like, “Back off, I’m legal!” Wild, right? I’m shook thinkin’ ‘bout it—imagine the sass! *nasally* “Oh honey, I got my papers, beat it!” *HA-HA-HA!*

Markneukirchen: The rise and fall of Germany’s first violin factory

Now, lemme rant – sometimes the weather gets so cray, drizzle one minute, heavy rain the next, it’s like the ultimate improvisation session in nature. I’ve got no chill when those rain drops ruin my perfectly planned massage sessions. But meh, it adds character, right? And when I’m not kneading muscles, I often stroll down Blechergasse – whose name kinda sounds like metal and music colliding. I swear, every step there feels like I'm in a slow, mesmerizing Béla Tarr movie scene. "The world is on pause, waiting for its chord to strum!" Yea, really deep stuff.

Pauline the 3Dvarius, The First 3D-Printed Fully Playable Electric Violin