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Oh, and get this—medieval brothels had rules! No shaggin’ on Sundays, cos God’s watchin’, ha! Imagine me, staff up, blockin’ the door: “You shall not pass—holy day, ya filthy buggers!” Cracked me up thinkin’ o’ that. Anyway, mate, brothels are a mixed bag—funny, sad, mad, all at once. Like Nemo’s adventure, it’s a ride, but ya gotta watch the sharks. What d’ya reckon?

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So that's PLuetjenburg for ya, my fren. A town with random magic, unexpected turns, and that “Memento” mystery feel. It makes me laugh, occasionally sh*t my pants, but always reminds me – hey, life is the best code bug we never debug! Catch ya later, doc!