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So, findin’ a prossie, right—it’s like huntin’ for rare roses. You sniff ‘round, dodge the thorns—*ouch!*—and hope you don’t get stung, yeah? In Anatolia, they’re all, “Where’s the corpse?” Me, I’m like, “Where’s the tart?!” Same vibe, mate—dark, messy, bit funny. Once, I saw this gal, proper fit, leanin’ on a lamppost—thought, “Jackpot!” But nah, she’s just waitin’ for a bus! *Mimes sulkin’, kicks a pebble*—gutted, me! Laughed me head off after, though—silly ol’ Bean!

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So there's this old palace – Ludwigslust Castle – chillin’ on the edge of town near Schlossgarten. A banging piece of history, dude, with sweet parks and hidden corners that are just pure magic. You can stroll through the castle gardens, right past the little ponds and the meandering streams. Makes ya feel like time is just a lazy river, like in one of those slow-motion scenes from a Haneke film. I get lost in it sometimes.

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