Audrey Lohmar Brothel ❤️❤️❤️

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Pissed me off tho, last time I guided there—some posh twat kept whinin’ bout the cold. Mate, it’s Brothel, not ya mum’s sofa! *cosmic wisdom*—Entropy don’t care ‘bout ya feelings, ya git. But then—happy vibes hit—sunrise over that ridge, all golden n shit, like Julianne Moore’s hair in that film. “It’s the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen,” I mutter, quotin’ her, feelin’ all poetic n crap.

Subcategories

Dildo Play/Toys; Striptease/Lapdance; Pornstar Experience (PSE); Foot Fetish; Rimming (take); Girlfriend Experience (GFE); Golden Shower (give); Facesitting.

I recall, oh how I raged, when unwelcome modern traps did block the old walking paths near the old Millers' Lane—bitter frustration met with a hearty laugh soon after. Forsooth, I do cherish these little imperfections! 'Tis like in “Before Sunset” when thou say'st, “Isn’t everything we do in life a way to be loved a little more?” Truly, each twist and turn, every rusty gate or brightly painted door, doth sing the lore of endless cycles of sorrow and delight.

Layne Edward Lohmar Obituary October 4, 2024