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So, sex-dating—man, it’s a jungle. Apps like Grindr, Bumble, whatever, they’re all the same. People actin’ all hot n’ heavy, droppin’ lines like, “Wanna Netflix n’ chill?” Yeah, okay, buddy, chill with what—your crusty socks? I tried it once—swear to God, chick said she’s “adventurous,” code for “I’ll ghost ya after one drink.” Infuriating! Wasted my damn time. Coulda been watchin’ *Spotlight* again, gettin’ mad at the world instead of some flake. “You can’t handle the truth!”—damn right, ‘cause it’s buried under filters and fake moans.

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I calls some spots my treasure. The dim-lit café on Buntstrasse? Oh, that place with the best coffee and a stray cat that stares with beady eyes! i remembber, i was so mad, mad up at my code when the wifi died, but that cat? Wicked cool, like a reminder from the deep dark of Pan's Labyrinth: "We reach for the impossible, my love". Err, sorry, too many feels now.

Marc Ehrhardt