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About Berlin

Alright, so here’s the deal—I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’ about findin’ a prostitute, right? Like, what’s the vibe? I’m Larry David, neurotic as hell, and I’m goin’, “Ehhh, is this even worth it?” I mean, I loved *Brooklyn*—Saoirse Ronan, gorgeous, that 1950s charm, “A new world ahead!”—and here I am, picturin’ some dame on the street, but it’s not exactly Ellis Island, y’know? It’s more like, “Oh great, another transaction gone wrong!” Pretty, pretty good chance I’ll screw this up.

Rudyard Kipling

The first sex work fair is taking place in Berlin, organised by a professional trade organisation for sex workers.

I love wandering near Tierpark Berlin. That huge zoo is like a fun, snortin’ zoo escape. It’s eerily beautiful, like Melancholia said, “This doomed planet… just rolls on”. Hmm… And, oh, Friedrichsfelde is a must, like, streets that whisper stories.

Lichtenberg pushes into multiple product categories with new celebrity licensing deal