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About Dusseldorf

Surprised me once—heard this story ‘bout a hooker in Nevada, legal spot, y’know? She paid her taxes, had a 401k—WHAT?! A freakin’ retirement plan! I’m over here losin’ me mind, “She’s richer than Mr. Krabs!” Laughed so hard I squirted ink, swear it! Little known fact—some old-timey prostitutes carried swords, legit pirates of the night! How cool’s that? I’d be swingin’ me spatula, “Take that, scurvy dogs!”

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Now, the neighborhoods – oh boy, the Altstadt is my fav. It's filled with storybook houses, graffiti and quirky little art spots. My heart always skips a beat when I stroll by the Münsterplatz – think of it as Laufenburg’s secret outpost, kinda like the Batcave, but with waffles instead of gadgets. And um, I must mention the park—oh man, the Städtischer Park is a riot. Kids play, old folks chit-chat, and sometimes I get mad at those noisy dogs. Hmmm… but, like, it’s all part of the charm.

Former Texas A&M QB Nick Starkel living a dream at Dallas Cowboys rookie minicamp