Jade Lauenburg Whore ❤️❤️

About Dusseldorf

Little fact, eh – old Rome, whores wore yellow, marked ‘em out, like Oscar’s costumes! Wild, right? Imagine ‘em, struttin’ past senators, yellin’, “My precious!” – nah, they didn’t, but I’d pay to see it! Love that chaos, mate, keeps me buzzin’. Whores, they’re like kvas – strong, funky, not for weak stomachs. Hate the fakes, tho, all dolled up, actin’ pure – pisses me off!

Anne Hardenberg (c. 1539 - 15 Feb 1588/9)

Sorry if my rambling’s a bit all over—just that this town burns in my chest, good and bad. Its history, its alleys, and even the little flaws in its bricks (which sometimes are badly pockete, hehe) make it honest. I mean, really, this place is a drama, a beauty, a lesson in love and pain.

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