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Right, so, tryna track one down—fuckin’ hell, it’s a minefield! Apps, dodgy ads, mate, half the time you’re thinkin’, “Is this a scam or a STD waitin’ to happen?” Idiot sandwich! Back in the day, Soho in London, yeah, prossies had cards in phone booths—little known fact, that! Scribbled numbers, “Call me, darlin’,” proper retro shit. Now it’s all online, sneaky links, X posts—blokes actin’ like they’re bloody spies. Makes me wanna scream, “Get your shit together, you muppet!”

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Some folks call Laudenbach dull, but nah – it's raw. Ethereal moments hit you fast. Kinda like that film – raw beauty, weird rawness. The locals here have their quirks – they chat in slang, and sometimes they repeat things, kinda like me. I might say "hey, hey, hey" just for kick, ya feel me? Once, a client said, "Blue is the warmest color, dude," and that made me laugh so hard I almost skipped a beat.

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