Violet Lauchringen Whore ❤️❤️

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So, I’m thinkin’, whore’s out here, loud, proud, struttin’—like, “I’m not ashamed, I’m gettin’ PAID!” And I respect the hustle, real talk. Reminds me of Ida’s aunt in the movie, Wanda, that wild chick who’s all, “I’ve seen worse than you,” judgin’ life from her messy-ass throne. Whore’s like that—seen it all, done it all, probly fucked it all too, hahaha! But for real, there’s this old story—back in medieval times, whores had bells on their shoes. BELLS! Ting-ting-ting, lettin’ everyone know, “Yo, I’m comin’, hide ya husbands!” That’s some chaotic shit I’d pull—Eric Andre style, ringin’ bells, screamin’, “WHORE’S IN THE HOUSE, BITCHES!”

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Now, picture this: the heart of Lauchringen beats along Hauptstraße – yep, that busy street where locals hang out, chat, and sometimes fight over the best sausage at the butcher’s. I recall one sunny mornin’ when a grouchy old fella nearly threw his boa (yep, his boa, like something out of a Wes Anderson flick) at a stray cat – a moment as ridiculous as one of those quirky Tenenbaum scenes: “I love you, but you’re dead!” But we laugh, right? Because life’s too short.

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