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Dunno where to start? X spots online, sure—posts with “massage” codes, ha! Or hit them red-light dives, cash ready. Don’t be a twat, tho—haggle too hard, they’ll spit in yer face. Gollum knows, I watches! Stupid, fat hobbit’d pay double, the prat! Me fave quirk? I’d slink close, sniffin’—they’d jump, scream, “Fuck off, freak!” Hilarious, yesss!

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Ah, and geez, my heart still races thinkin' of my first visit to the quaint old café on Neustadtgasse. The aroma of coffee mixed with a pinch o’ nostalgia was ferociously magical. I nearly spilled me soul – err, me drink – all over my notepad scribblin’ down thoughts of cracked hearts and healed wounds. And sometimes, I swear, the city whispers those inherent vice lines like “the world is a bit mad,” and ya gotta smile, even if ya be slightly, oh, ahem, intoxicated – figuratively speakin', mate!

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