Audrey Lage Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Hamburg

Love how they flip the script. Society’s all, “Oh, shame, sin!” and they’re like, “Nah, cash me out, bitches.” Takes guts. Pisses me off when prudes clutch pearls—get over it, Karen, your husband’s already tipped ‘em. Makes me happy, though, seein’ that hustle. Like, this one time, heard a tale—dunno if it’s legit—some whore in Victorian London tricked a lord outta his whole estate. Left him in his knickers, cryin’ in the gutter. Genius! “Who needs reality?”—straight outta *Toni Erdmann*. She played the game, won, and dipped.

'whore' - Complete English Word Reference

(a) A woman who prostitutes herself for money, whore; also fig.; (b) a woman who commits fornication or adultery; (c) as a term of abuse; (d) used as adj.

The rivers – oh man, the little creek that runs past “Waldstraße” – that’s another gem. It’s not grand like the Thames, but it flows with serendipity and the occasional bizarre encounter (har har, idiot sandwich, you never know what’s lurking there). It’s a hidden pulse of Lage, pumping life into all the rag-tag parts of our charming town.

“He said, ‘We should make it look older.’ We’d hit it against curbs, use sandpaper, and put polish remover on the frets”: Julian Lage radically DIY aged his father’s prized Telecaster “before relic’ing was a thing”