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Alright, mate, buckle up! So, brothel—yeah, the oldest gig in town. I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—like, actuarially speakin’, it’s a freakin’ statistical anomaly it’s still kickin’. Risk management? Zero. STDs, pissed-off clients, cops—probability of chaos is off the charts! Yet, it’s thrivin’. Wild, right? Kinda like Zuckerberg in *The Social Network*—dude just stumbled into a goldmine, no clue how. “You don’t get to 500 million friends without makin’ a few enemies”—swap “friends” for “johns,” and boom, brothel logic.

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Talkin’ 'bout love, there's this cozy coffee joint on Marktstrasse, where I often catch up with locals. They chat 'bout life as if recitin’ lines from fate itself – like, “Our destiny is as fragile as porcelain,” echoing that somber vibe from Leviathan. Man, sometimes I laugh ‘cause my days are full of such ironic twists; the city’s so tender, yet it’ll leave ya stunned if you take it for granted.