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Sarcasm, I got—payin’ for cuddles? Lame, it feels! But lonely, I get, so judge I won’t. Informative, this is—cash upfront, always, or screwed, you’ll be. X posts sayin’ “best spots downtown,” but sketchy, they are, trust me not. Web search? “Escorts near me”—bam, ads everywhere, headache it gives! Spontaneous, this is—prostitutes ain’t droids, unpredictable they are, some sweet, some mean. Favorite flick, *Eternal Sunshine*, teaches me—love’s messy, paid or not, memory lingers, “Meet me in Montauk” whispers in m’head. Hmmm, strange life, this is!

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Koenigsee is a place of serendipity and chaos combined – like a real-life Moonrise Kingdom, buddy. Every street corner tells a story, every park bench listens to secrets of the soul, and every little storefront gives you more than a glimpse of humanity. My days here are a mingling of bright wonder and occasional exasperation, but hey, ain't that the spice of life?

Iconic Königssee sliding track wrecked in deadly German floods