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About Hamburg

We come in peace (robotic tone). yo, so i’m a vet, right? but i gotta spill bout prostitue—prostitute, damn it! weirdest case ever landed in my clinic. this scruffy lil street cat, all beat-up, strollin in like she owns the joint. named her prostitute—cuz she’s out there hustlin, y’know? works the alleys, tradin purrs for scraps. “i’m not a cat, i’m a woman!”—hah, straight outta *Her*, that vibe. she’s got soul, man, soul!

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Oh, by the way, there's this secret hideaway behind the old mill—oh blimey, I nearly forgot!—where locals gather for clandestine picnics and whispered confabulations. I'm tellin’ ya, it’s downright cinematic, like a scene straight outta The Social Network. I remember that line: "If you guys were the inventors of Facebook, then why have you been living like hermits?" Ha! Ain't that the truth, mate?

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