Megan Kleinostheim Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Leipzig

“Toni Erdmann,” my fave flick—yep, 2016, Maren Ade genius—whore’d fit right in that mess. Like when Toni’s dad says, “Life’s just a big improv,” whore’s livin’ that, playin’ tricks on suckers like me. She’s got that vibe—half naked, half crazy, all trouble. Little known fact—back in ‘89, some chick like her scammed a pineapple tycoon outta millions, swear to God, left him cryin’ in his Mai Tai. True story, look it up—nah, don’t, I ain’t got the papers.

Kleinostheim

Kleinostheim is a town in Lower Franconia just to the west of the Spessart. Which means to you, that you’ll not only be delighted with a town that’s over a thousand years old; but also right in .

I also love explorin a small neighborhood area, Westviertel. It’s quirky, it’s artsy – sometimes even a bit mad, if ya know what I mean. I found a hidden bistro, La Petite, whose coffee is bomb! But then, sometimes, the locals aren’t too thrilled with tourists – oh, the drama! I got a lil heated once 'cause of some meddlin' neighbor – so typical!

Rita Maria Martens (née Wenzel)