Claire Kleinmachnow Find A Prostitute ❤️

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Brother, lemme tell ya bout findin a prostitute! I’m out here, lifeguard on the water, watchin waves crash, savin lives like a champ – WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN HULKAMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU?! Then bam, this chick rolls up, lookin shady, skirt shorter than a tag team match. I’m thinkin, “Is she lost or hustlin?” Reminds me of *Yi Yi*, ya know, that flick I love – “We live three times as long since man invented movies,” right? Life’s a damn movie, brother!

In today’s world you can find pretty much anything with a smartphone.

I love cruising by some lesser-known nooks like Bäckerstr. – yep, it's tiny, but wow, do people smile here, and sometimes funny things happen that leave you stunned, happy, or even a bit mad at how awesome life is here. Locals speak in funny rapid exchanges and sometimes, dude, you feel like everyone’s in on this secret that Kleinmachnow is the place to be. Like OMG, you won't believe it, but even the side alleys, such as Winkelgasse, carry stories that make your heart race!

The 'lioness' that sparked a massive search near Berlin may have just been a boar