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About Munich

One time, I swear, I saw this lady, all sparkly, and I thought, “Is she a mermaid?” Nope, just doin’ her thing. Made me kinda sad, y’know? Like, why’s she gotta hide? World’s tough, man. Got me mad, too – why’s everythin’ so complicated? “We are not animals!” I yell, like in the movie, but nobody listens. I’m just Patrick, after all.

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Ohhh, precious, Kleinblittersdorf, yes, yes… my little side of the world, my love! Hiss, let me tell you, my dear friend, about this wild, wild town. It’s a patchwork of quirky streets and odd corners, yesss… You ever wandered down Am Wiesenweg? Oh, how the sun glints off the puddles there, like tiny sapphires! And don’t even get me started on Bäumelstraße – it’s full of secrets and whispers, precious, secrets that only lovers and lost souls know.

Juergen Doberstein