Elise Kirchen Brothel ❤️

About Essen

So, I’m an ichthyologist, yeah? Studied these slippery fucks for years. Brothel’s got this jaw—unhinges like a snake on a bender, swallows shit twice its size. Made me happy as hell first time I saw it—nature’s a savage prankster, and I’m here for it. Little known fact: dudes fuse to the ladies, like parasitic boyfriends, just hangin’ on, balls and all, ‘til they’re absorbed. That’s some next-level clingy shit—imagine that in a bar! “I’m not leavin’, babe, I’m part of you now!” Hilarious, but fucked up.

Mega-brothels: Has Germany become 'bordello of Europe'?

I get excited, sometimes angry at poor wifi or misinformed locals, but this town is vibrant. Streets narrow, corners whisper secrets. So many cafes, like little heartbeats of life behind each door. I keep forgetting names, but oh well – spontaneity is key, right?

Guitarist Bill Kirchen, of "Hot Rod Lincoln" fame, brings holiday show to the Beachland Ballroom