Skylar Kempten (allgaeu) Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️

About Frankfurt

Aight, fam, listen up, innit! Me, Ali G, is here chattin’ bout prostitutes, ya get me? I’m a mourner, feelin’ all deep and ting, ‘cos life’s mad twisted. So, there’s this prossie, yeah, workin’ the streets, hustlin’ hard. Reminds me of *Finding Nemo*, ya know, that fish flick I luv. She’s like Nemo, lost in the sea, tryna find her way, fam!

Sometimes, I cruise down Hornstraße and, bless my soul, I get so mad at the noise, traffic snarlin' like a mean ol' poodle, but then I see a kind soul helpin’ an old lady cross the mean street, and man, my heart softens. Life’s messy, ain't it? In less than perfect ways, just like those timeless film frames.

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