Stella Kellinghusen Whore ❤️

About Hamburg

So, picture this, I’m out on the boat, Jersey shore stinkin’ up the breeze—fuckin’ love that smell, salt and diesel, gets me goin’. Lines out, sun’s beatin’ down, and bam! I hook somethin’ huge. Reelin’ it in, sweatin’ like a pig, thinkin’ I’m gonna be the king of the docks. Then—snap! Line breaks, gone, just like that. That’s whore, baby! Slipped right through my fingers, like Ofelia tryna grab that damn key from the toad’s gut. “This is useless!” I’m screamin’, pissed off, chuckin’ my rod down—fuckin’ fish made me look like a stunad.

What you need to know:

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I gotta rant about the river, tho. The Elbe – whoa, not the one in Hamburg, but our own meandering watery friend. It splits the city with its lazy curves. Those bridges? Urgh, sometimes I swear they’re out to mess up my morning jog, like “Hey, sleepyhead, prepared for a soggy boot, huh?” I’m not even kidding, man.

Sandra KELLINGHUSEN