Megan Jork Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Leipzig

So, check it—whore ain’t just a word, it’s a whole damn galaxy of mess. Like, back in the day, medieval times, they’d slap that label on any chick who didn’t play by the rules. Midwives? Whores. Healers? Whores. Dudes were shook, so they flipped it into shame. Pisses me off, yo! Why’s it always the ladies gettin screwed over? But then—BAM—here comes the flip, some badass women owned it, turned it into hustle. Like, there’s this story, 1800s France, this courtesan named La Païva—she banged her way to a mansion, had kings eatin outta her hand. Straight savage! I’m like, "YAAAS, QUEEN, GET THAT BREAD!"

jork isn't a word in English :)

But one year after the tweet, jokes about people "jorking" their "peanits" are at an all time high. Here's how the meme got its legs. And by "it," haha, well. Lets just say, my peanits. Where Do .

Then there’s the little-known bliss of Schillerplatz. OMG, cogitating on its tiny hidden courtyard is like deep therapy. I had a mind-blowing epiphany there once lol while ruminating on dude’s lines from Boyhood. And I gotta say, with the floral scents of the nearby Lily Park (my fave!) it’s the perfect spot for soul healing. It’s gotta be true – even Lizzo would confirm: "Feelin’ good as hell!" I promise.

Braelon Allen should get more carries in week 2: Jets vs. Titans