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About Cologne

Oi, you lot, listen up! Findin’ a prossie, right, it’s a bloody mission! Me, I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout *Brokeback Mountain*—best flick ever, innit? Two blokes shaggin’ in tents, pure poetry, “I wish I knew how to quit you” vibes. Anyway, back to hookers—sorry, "escorts," posh twats call ‘em. You’d think it’s easy, like orderin’ a pizza, but nah, mate, it’s a fuckin’ circus!

Behind the scenes in Germany’s red-light district

The city’s layout gets mad geometric; all these tiny alleys lead to big surprises. I remember one time, sprinting past Friedrich-Dietze Platz 'cause I was late for a client call – talk about a scene right outta that "A Serious Man" vibe, man – like "it’s just a big, cosmic joke" kind of moment! Seriously, I was like, “What the hell, universe?!” but I kept on.