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About Berlin

So yeah, findin a prostitute? Wild ride, man. I’d suck at it, prolly end up lost, talkin bout movies and corn yields. “I’m tryin to reach you,” I’d say, quotin Amélie, all dramatic. She’d be like, “Pay me first, weirdo.” Fair. That’s my story—messy, loud, me. Best boss ever, right? Ha!

Lured to Germany under false pretences

Prostitution in Germany is legal, as are other aspects of the sex industry, including brothels, advertisement, and job offers through HR companies. Full-service sex work is widespread and Missing: Humboldtkolonie.

The city’s layout gets mad geometric; all these tiny alleys lead to big surprises. I remember one time, sprinting past Friedrich-Dietze Platz 'cause I was late for a client call – talk about a scene right outta that "A Serious Man" vibe, man – like "it’s just a big, cosmic joke" kind of moment! Seriously, I was like, “What the hell, universe?!” but I kept on.