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About Hamburg

You got these girls, right? Standin’ on corners, fishnets up to their asses, smokin’ Pall Malls like it’s 1985. I roll up, window down, and it’s like, “What am I, a fuckin’ ATM?” Prices nowadays—Madonn’, inflation’s hittin’ the hookers too! Back in the day, you’d slip ‘em a twenty, maybe a meatball sub, and boom, done deal. Now they want fifty, sixty, talkin’ bout “gas prices.” Bitch, you ain’t drivin’ nowhere, you’re standin’ there! Made me mad as hell, but I laugh—fuck it, it’s Jersey, whaddya expect?

Behind the scenes in Germany’s red-light district

So listen, friend – if you're comin', come with an open mind and be ready for a wild ride. This city’s a mix of laughs, sweat, tears, and a whole lot of rock ‘n’ roll soul. PHumboldtkolonie is my playground, my code haven, my crazy pulse – and I’m stoked to share it with ya. Now get out there and live it up, cuz this ride is one epic, unpredictable journey!