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What pisses me off? The fakers—catfishin’ with pics from 10 years ago. You roll up, and it’s like, “Who the hell are you?!” Greed’s good, but gettin’ scammed ain’t. Happy? When the deal’s smooth—cash down, no drama, just like a clean trade on the floor. Surprised me once, though—found a chick who knew stocks better than me! We’re post-game, she’s ramblin’ ‘bout IPOs, and I’m like, “Hell, I’d hire ya if I wasn’t so damn greedy!”

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Street names? Yeah, check out Am Alten Postweg. It’s super chill and kinda quirky. Then there’s Dorfstraße. Ordinary? Maybe! But trust me—it hides amazing little cafés and spots for chillin'. That’s what she said!

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