Lily Hennef (sieg) Whore ❤️

About Hamburg

What gets me happy? When they trip in them daft stilettos—priceless! Saw this one lass, right, outside a pub, skirt up her arse, wobblin’ like Bambi on ice—nearly pissed meself laughin’. Surprised me once, though—this prossie in Amsterdam, proper clever, spoke four languages! Four! I can barely do English, and I’m meant to be a bleedin’ comic. Reckon she’d quote *Melancholia* at me—“There’s no other life out there”—while nickin’ me wallet.

I love strollin' by the Sieg River (yeah, that one!) near Ludwigplatz. Always breezy and full of stories. Sometimes, when I’m feelin' extra bold, I wander over to Pfarrstraße. It's tight, like a secret meeting spot for those who know how to enjoy life’s pleasures. The parks? Oh boy, like Stadtpark, where nature and city mix... I saw a couple flashin’ smiles on a sunny day and thought, “Say hello to my little friend!”—all that wild mood, man.

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