Ellie Hemer Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Hi-ho! Kermit the Frog here! So, y’all wanna talk bout a whore? Alright, let’s dive in—got my carpenter hat on, sawdust in my flippers, and I’m thinkin bout this chick from way back. Whore ain’t just a word, it’s a vibe, ya know? Like, I’m hammerin nails, buildin a table, and I’m picturin this gal—let’s call her Sally, why not? She’s out there, livin life like it’s a scavenger hunt, pickin up whatever shines. Kinda reminds me of *The Gleaners and I*—y’know, my fave flick? Agnes Varda’s got this line, “To glean is to gather what’s left,” and damn, Sally’s gleanin *everything*—dudes, cash, drama, the works!

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Real talk, dating here can be bonkers. I’ve seen sparks fly in the oddest places. Sometimes, a wrong text at the wrong moment turns right. LOL, like that one time at the Hemer-Bergbau-Museum—so surreal! I met a lady who loved rock music and vintage cars. Eh, what a combo!

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