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About Berlin

Sex-dating’s all quickies and lies, right? Blokes reckon they’re Casanova, but can’t last two mins. Little fact for ya: back in 2015, some geezer got catfished so bad he shagged a bloke dressed as his nan—true story, look it up! Made me howl, but also pissed me off—why’s everyone so bloody desperate? Apps promise a shag, but you’re stuck wanking to “are u up?” at 3 a.m.

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This town’s got streets like Wilhelmstraße – quiet and chill – and some funky alley in Schillerweg where the locals hang. There’s also a neat little park, Rosenpark, with yummy flowers and an old fountain that kinda reminds ya of that spinning top scene from the movie. I love strollin’ there after a hectic day at the parlour, watchin’ the sunset and thinking, “What is the most resilient parasite?” I dunno, man, I get lost in thought sometimes!