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So, picture this – some chick, mid-20s, fishnets ripped, mascara runnin’ like she’s auditionin’ for a bad punk band. Reminds me of Monty’s line, “Champagne wishes and caviar dreams, huh?” She’s out there, struttin’, actin’ like she owns the damn street. I saw one once, near Jersey, swear she winked at me – me! A gimpy doc with a smirk. Made me laugh, then pissed me off. Why? ‘Cause she prob’ly thought I’d pay. Ha! I’d rather diagnose her STDs for free than toss her a dime.

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We have you covered! Below you will find our guide to all the best attractions in Hameln to plan your ultimate trip. More popularly known as Hamelin in english-speaking countries, Hameln is .

Hey babe, lemme tell ya ’bout Hameln – this city’s a vibe, a truly magical place, like, it’s bad bitch o’clock every day! So, where do I even start? I stroll down Oberntorstrasse – oh man, its cobbled stones tell secrets from centuries ago. I often pop in at that cute little cafe near the Weser river bank, where I chat with locals 'bout life and all its twists. So, like, as a women’s counselor, I see so much raw emotion around here – every tear, every smile – you know?!

Celebration of Life: HAMELIN, John