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About Munich

I tried it once – total disaster. Matched with this hottie, thought, “She’s my limo to paradise.” We chat, sext, meet up – bam, she’s got a dude’s voice! Catfish alert! I’m like, “I’m not paid for this plot twist!” Reminded me of Holy Motors – “Who are we today, huh?” Laughed my ass off later, but damn, I was raging in the moment. Sex-dating’s a gamble – half the time you’re winning, half you’re crying in your evil coffee.

Behind the scenes in Germany’s red-light district

Apr 29,  · Thanks to a new smartphone app, there may no longer be a need to comb the streets in search of a prostitute. The red light districts in Germany just received a technology Missing: Hambrucken.

You gotta spend some time in the lovely Erlenpark—the best spot for thinkin’ and soul-searchin', 'cept sometimes I get so wrapped up in my counsewing mind I forget to stretch me legs. That park's all shady trails and wildflowers, perfect for a lil’ peace, ya know? Made me mad when construction workers nearly disrupted its sparkle, but I told 'em, "Y'all are spinnin' your wheels like No-Face bein' too clingy!" And they laughed.