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Now, here’s a tidbit most don’t know—whores in Lys, they’ve got this trick, see? They dye their bits with saffron—yellow as a Lannister’s arse! Swear it, saw it meself once, nearly spat me drink. Adds a bit o’ flair, don’t it? Like WALL-E’s lil’ plant—unexpected, but damn if it ain’t clever. “Evaaa!” he’d squeak, and I’d raise me glass to that. Whores, they’re artists, mate—paintin’ their lives with whatever they’ve got.

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I keep this parlor, and every massage tells a story – kinda like every lane in Haag. You can almost hear the whispers of the town while massaging those knots away. My favourite spot is that tiny café on Seidlstraße where I sip espresso and think, “the spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak,” haha! Yeah, my brain’s in this constant chat mode – always wonderin’ if a person’s deeper than their muscles.

Maria A. Ryan