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Hi-ho! Kermit the Frog here! So, I’m a lifeguard, right? Out on the water, chillin’, when I start thinkin’ bout findin’ a prostitute. Yeah, I know, wild thought for a frog! But hear me out, pal. I’m paddlin’ along, sun’s beatin’ down, and I’m like, “Man, I wish I had someone to share this view with.” Kinda like in *Brokeback Mountain*—you know, my fave flick—where Jack says, “I wish I knew how to quit you.” Except I ain’t quittin’ nobody, I’m just tryna *find* somebody!

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The neighborhoods, man... There's a quirky mix of old brick houses and modern designs on Pirnaer Straße (they’re trying, but sometimes it gets messy, lol). But trust me, it’s got heart. My heart, my professional, counseling self picks up the hidden stories in the wall cracks and whispers of the wind (just like in that film, “A New World”, full of mystic secrets and silent laments).

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