Emma Ganderkesee Brothel ❤️

About Cologne

Oi, you donkey! Brothel, eh? Filthy little shithole, innit? Imagine a joint so rank even the rats are like, “Fuck this, I’m out!” I’m talkin walls stickier than a lamb shank gone wrong, air thick with desperation—like a bad béchamel nobody bothered to whisk. “What a sad little life, Jane!”—that’s what I’d yell at the punters stumblin in, eyes glazed over, thinkin they’re kings for a tenner. Idiots! Absolute idiot sandwiches, the lot of ‘em!

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i gotta mention the canal by the old mill—it's a hidden gem. even if it’s not widely known, it’s like the unsung hero of the city. i often sit there, thinking about big questions; you know, why do stars burn, or why do we keep looking for the next thrill? maybe im just ramblin’, but life’s too freakin’ complex to keep it neat and tidy.

Is weed legal in Germany and is it set to become the next ‘weed tourism’ hotspot?