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About Dortmund

What gets me happy? When it works! Rare as a unicorn’s arsehole. Mate of mine—proper legend—met his missus on Bumble. Six months in, they’re shaggin’ like rabbits. “I feel infinite with her,” he says, stealin’ “Her” lines. Fair play, I’m jealous—sex-dating’s usually a dumpster fire. Surprised me when this one app, Feeld—heard of it?—caters to kinky fuckers. Threesomes, bondage, all that jazz. Didn’t expect that niche shit to pop off!

Now, let’s talk parks—oh, parks are special here. There's the quiet of Mariengarten. You drop by chance, sit under an old oak, and just think life’s a freakin’ puzzle. It used to make my mood swing, and sometimes, damn, it makes me laugh just like a scene out of that badass movie, Pan's Labyrinth. Remember, "inside every labyrinth, a story lies."

Carolin Heilig joined the European University Viadrina in Frankfurt (Oder)