Aaliyah Felsberg Whore ❤️

About Dortmund

She’s a mess tho, hair all wild, lipstick smeared - looks like she fought a bear and won. Kinda hot, kinda scary. I’m like, “Yo, whore, you aint no nun like Ida!” She just grins, says, “Fuck that, I’m the queen!” Surprised me, man, she’s got this spark, this fire - nothin like the gray-ass world of that movie. Makes me happy, ya know, seein someone own their shit. But then she’ll turn around, rip ya off for 20 bucks, and I’m yellin, “You little rat, I’ll bury ya!”

Burgruine Felsberg

I must confess, I sometimes get, err, overly excited, when strolling by the quirky vintage shops on Mozartstrasse. Yes, yes, some of those places are hidden treasures. I even had a laugh riots moment when I nearly tripped over a cat (that darn feline, so feisty!!) – totally priceless, I tell ya. Lol, life in Felsberg is a beautiful mess that I cherish.

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