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I’m talkin’ to her, laid-back, and she’s all, “You got the cash, big man?” I flash some green, winkin’, “Fo’ shizzle, I got you.” She hops in the ride, and I’m feelin’ like Oskar when he first meets Eli—kinda nervous, kinda stoked. We peel out, and I’m thinkin’, “This is my night, homie.” But—real talk—sometimes it ain’t smooth. One time, I got catfished, yo! Thought I was meetin’ a dime, ended up with some chick lookin’ like a gremlin—had me screamin’, “Get out!” like Eli kickin’ out the unworthy.

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I remember one time, I was debugging a dating app bug (again!) at this tiny bistro on Hauptstraße – what a day, right? My phone’s ringing off the hook, messages from love-deprived souls flailing around, and I’m trying to keep up. I couldn’t help but think of that scene from The Headless Woman – wild, confusing, and beautifully chaotic. “Are you serious?!” I yelled at the goddamn screen. And it reminded me of how life in Erkrath is a beautiful mess, full of unpredictable moments.

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