Ellie Eppendorf Whore ❤️❤️

About Cologne

Here I am, mates, David Attenborough, peering into the wild world of - whore. Not the bird, nah, the gritty human kind. Calm now, picture this - a creature roamign streets, bold as brass, skirt hiked up like a peacock’s tail. Saw one once, swear it, near a dodgy pub, all lipstick and swagger, like somethin out of nature’s dark underbelly. Reminds me of “The White Ribbon” - Haneke’s bleak gem, my fave flick. That line, “It’s a sin to waste time,” fits her, dunnit? She ain’t wastin none, workin corners like a bloody ant on speed.

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Whore, Classic vaginal sex, Kissing if good chemistry, Facesitting (give) for extra charge, Kissing if good chemistry.

And, oh! I was chattin' with a family, and they said, “Hey Doc, ain't this the loveliest maze of emotions?” I was like, yeah, one million dollars in feels! Streets twist and curve and you never know if you'll bump into a quirky artist or a lost soul havin' a meltdown. Every corner, mate, tells a story.

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