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Oh, funny story – mate o’ mine once got a prossie who showed up in a clown wig. Swear down, thought it was a setup! He’s yellin, “What’s so funny, hippie?” like straight outta *Inherent Vice*. Turns out, she’d just done a kid’s party – side hustle, innit? Cracked me up, thinkin how Doc’d prolly light a joint and roll with it. Point is, ya never know what yer gettin – adds to the thrill, yeah?

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Man, so many memories! I once took a guest on a secret tour, showin' off a crumbling stone bridge near the spa. We rambled through overgrown hedges and ended up in a quiet meadow. Felt surreal, like those long shots in a Béla Tarr film — static, weighty, mysterious. I was like, "Eh, what’s up, doc?" to the universe, tripping over my own shoes (and yep, I tripped! lol).